| The 23rd Channel The TV is my shepherd, I shall not want. It maketh me to lie down on the sofa. It destroyeth my soul. It leadeth me in the path of sex and violence - for the sponsor’s sake. Yea, though I walk in the shadow of Christian responsibilities - there will be no interruptions, for the TV is with me. Its cable and remote control, they comfort me. It prepareth a commercial for me in the presence of my worldliness. It anoints my head with humanism and consumerism. My coveting runneth over. Surely, laziness and ignorance shall follow me all the days of my life, And I shall dwell in the house - watching TV forever. - Author Unknown The 23rd Psalm The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul. He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. Yeah, thou I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; for thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies. Thou anointest my head with oil. My cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life, And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord forever. |
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